smaugchiefestofcalamities:

theantiherooftime:

argyleapple:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Chris Pratt is my new role model in life and fitness

this man needs to be stopped.

the year according to tumblr

january: post halloween candy hangover
feburuary: couples halloween
march: almost halloween
april: almost halloween
may: almost halloween
june: almost halloween
july: almost halloween
august: almost halloween
september: basically halloween
october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
november: still halloween
december: halloween for jesus

lsotboy:

sun’s out
so are my
white ass
legs

a.i

yesimbeyonce:

me? a Taylor Swift fan?  The girl that was born December 13th,1989 at 8:36 am on a Wednesday, at Brampton Civic Hospital in Wyomissing, Pennsylvania to Andrea and Scott Swift? 

feelingsanti:

i’m not like other girls

i was born with glass bones and paper skin

every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms

at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

woodfae:

capriciouslyterminal:

gingerten:

yenfae:

shsllittlebacon:

daytimeblogger:

Oh??? apparently I’m a Narcissist? 

here is the quiz if you want to take it 

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

crossbowsandwalkers:

fatfatties:

How to Make Groot Cupcakes 

THIS IS LITERALLY SO CUTE

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

Taylor Swift Music Videos in Order

→ Sparks Fly (2011)

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