oh fOR FUCK’S SAKE
Remus Lupin's mother's maiden name was Howell
HIS FUCKING FATHER WAS LYALL WHICH MEANS WOLF AND FUCKING LUPIN ARE YOU FUCKINg KIDDING ME
Remus Lupin aka wolfy werewolf mcwerewolfpants
It doesn’t feel sexy
My dad’s all “Can you try using these new guitar picks?” And I’m all “sure, I’m not picky.” Then I’m all “Get it??? HAHAHAHAHA”
Artwork by Hubidehubbe
"I have just the friend for you."
Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time
THINGS THAT AREN’T OK (x)
s h o u l d e r s
I just grab a guitar and make stuff up. Everybody’s got a different way of doing things.
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.