"A relationship is nobody else’s, it’s just yours. This is called Ours."

oddieodelia:

Taylor Swift: All the Awards.

teenagedfricks:

credit

taylorswift:

My thoughts exactly.

solluxthetrollux:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

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BIG.

MEATY.

CLAWS.

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

letusbecanadian:

when you read french fly instead of french fry you know it’s time for bed

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ed-sheeran:

girls don’t like boys, girls like kittens and taylor swift

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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posted 1 day ago via ialmostdo with 487 notes
#CUTE

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

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