"A relationship is nobody else’s, it’s just yours. This is called Ours."
Taylor Swift: All the Awards.
say those three words and i’m yours
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
when you read french fly instead of french fry you know it’s time for bed
girls don’t like boys, girls like kittens and taylor swift
no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.